Strange urge

I have an urge to whip condoms at all the ~~cute~~ couples downtown--------------

[22:30] Pootie - tigger happy: why'd you cross out the cute in cute couples?

[22:30] Gavin: why limit to only the cute ones

[22:30] Gavin: lets take them all out with condoms

[22:30] Gavin: just whip it at them at high speed

[22:30] Gavin: like a paper cut, but with rubber

[22:31] Gavin: i can imaging the headline "Death by condom"

[22:31] Gavin: "Couple maimed by condoms"

[22:31] Gavin: "Condoms ruin couple's lives"